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Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

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Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

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I adore crows and ravens

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Attempted a homemade healing mixture for my best friend. It’s in a plastic tube so she can carry it around and it won’t unravel in her purse.

Bay leave, ground up sandalwood incense cone, cinnamon, rosemary and allspice.

Come here you. Come closer. Come closer still.

This is pure motherfucking genius right here. It’s the ‘upgraded’ version [I say this loosely] of a magical bag. 

I do like.

I DO LIKE.

Do like.

Can you go into details about the materials please?

I used a prerolled cone tube i saved from when I was a stoner. Filled it up, sealed it with superglue, and used a label maker to bless it.

I probably wouldn’t use those myself [mostly because I just looked up the cost and noped the hell out - maybe it was just that site? Maybe I’m just a little too cheap?]. I wonder if you could use any kind of tubing…. 

What about a regular plastic pen with the ink tube taken out?

YOU COME HERE YOU COME HERE.

You are a brilliant person for coming up with this idea, because, not only could you do that, but you could freaking put the pen tips back on and seal it and people think it was a pen. 

Hiding in plain motherfucking sight.

I am so excite right now. 

Or a marker or a sharpie or a mechanical pencil. Yes. YES. 

OMG.

Inspiration spell in a pen.

Creativity spell in a pen.

ANY KIND OF SPELL IN A PEN TO MAKE EVERYTHING YOU WRITE CONNECTED.

Draw a sigil with a pen made for bringing wealth. Sign your checks, bills, receipts with it to bring you money.

SPELL IN A PEN.

On noes I can smell it. We’re going to have that conversation again about pens, inks, and paper and how to magically do all kinds of shit with these variety of tools.

I CAN SMELL IT

I AM GETTING EXCITE.

YAAAASS! :D

Paper magic has got to be my favorite. It’s how I started too!

I love everything going on in this conversation. Yes, good, perfect. *pulls up carpet square and listens intently, taking notes*

Holy shit this is great and you all deserve hugs.

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Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Lmfaooooo assholes

birds really are such assholes

(Source: yinqors)

  • social anxiety:

    you want to skype someone? hahaha yeah right

  • social anxiety:

    you need to make a phone call? nah.

  • social anxiety:

    you want to go out with friends? lol nope.

  • social anxiety:

    need to ask a stranger something? hahah no.

  • social anxiety:

    trying to buy something by yourself? I don't think so.

  • social anxiety:

    surrounded by strangers? good luck breathing.

  • social anxiety:

    in a group? aww let me make you feel unwanted and sad.

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  • I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot

  • My inbox fucked up and ate the message

  • I have nothing else interesting to say

  • I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply

  • I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them

  • NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:

  • I hate you and never want to see you again

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